© meliapond

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posted 12 hours ago with 34,538 notes
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bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

posted 12 hours ago with 139,981 notes
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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

posted 23 hours ago with 388,749 notes
via: badwolfin221bbakerst · source: trillow-deactivated20130822

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

posted 1 day ago with 140,065 notes
via: superwholockersunite · source: slimiest

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

posted 2 days ago with 37,448 notes
via: shutthefuckuplockhart · source: towongfoo

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium)

posted 4 days ago with 578,695 notes
via: lasse17 · source: pia-pium
hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(Source: menandtheirdogs)

posted 5 days ago with 313,399 notes
via: everythingisbetterwithcapslock · source: menandtheirdogs
posted 5 days ago with 74,441 notes
via: mongrelterritory · source: tastefullyoffensive
kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

posted 1 week ago with 50,833 notes
via: the-pietriarchy · source: snack-hacks

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

posted 1 week ago with 140,065 notes
via: greglestrade · source: slimiest

starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

posted 1 week ago with 114,584 notes
via: egberts · source: starllex

ripelypine:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

posted 1 week ago with 142,427 notes
via: blackleather-and-redlipstick · source: ripelypine

A Basic Guide to Angels

landofrunawayangels:

AKA: A Guide to Supernatural with the Proper Angelic Lore
Part 1: Types of Angels in Classic Lore
Part 2: Angelic Groups Specific to Supernatural
Part 3: Individual Angels

Read More

posted 1 week ago with 39 notes
via: landofrunawayangels · source: landofrunawayangels
  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
posted 1 week ago with 92,837 notes
via: and-iou-somuch · source: alfredfbeilschmidt

weirdteenblogger:

its monday tomorrow why does this keep happening 

(Source: brunts)

posted 1 week ago with 140,529 notes
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