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corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

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neopoint:

 woah bitch the fuck was that for

neopoint:

woah bitch the fuck was that for

(Source: xperiane)

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

posted 3 days ago with 178,876 notes
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  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
posted 3 days ago with 108,066 notes
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dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

(Source: stepanda)

posted 3 days ago with 278,474 notes
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  • jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

  • the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen
posted 3 days ago with 16,320 notes
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koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

posted 3 days ago with 100,202 notes
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tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

(Source: doctor-tiger-bitch)

posted 3 days ago with 108,754 notes
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witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

posted 3 days ago with 173,033 notes
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galaxybender:

nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE

(Source: roastedparsnips)

posted 3 days ago with 104,569 notes
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laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

(Source: wingedpikmin)

posted 4 days ago with 81,532 notes
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(Source: henriduplaisir)

posted 4 days ago with 142,491 notes
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(Source: itsokaysammy)

posted 5 days ago with 14,444 notes
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starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

(Source: starlingesque)

posted 5 days ago with 273,674 notes
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ridge:

i want to reflect on this

ridge:

i want to reflect on this

posted 5 days ago with 215,681 notes
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